GOBLIN MAIL (TROIKA RPG)

Welcome to the post office!

“As the goblins labyrinth connects more and more spheres together, the need for efficient inter-sphere mail delivery grew. Goblins enthusiastically attempted to answer the demand and mail offices sprought all over the spheres. The number of post offices dangerously rose until the Great Goblin Mail War. Piles of important paperwork shipped without a stamp, the crash of the postal seal bubble, mailgobs went missing because of mail bandits or saboteurs from rival offices. It was a bureaucratic bloodbath.”

Premise 

GOBLIN MAIL is a Troika! compatible adventure about a chaotic post office run by goblins full of whimsy that's infested with gremlins and all sorts of freaky lil' creatures. Navigate through the chaotic work environment of goblin bureaucracy and meet weird denizens from all over the spheres in search of your lost package. Unveil a mysterious conspiracy of the postal industry! Wait in lines! Find lost packages of eldritch potential! Get beat up and robbed blind by mail bandits! Fill a form of complaint and finally retrieve what you came for!

Meet the Staff

• Agatha, the stern custom officer of the post office, a giant talking spider lady feared by goblins and gremlins alike.
• Burt, big, mean and full of caffeine. Burt is the post office’s first line of defense against intruders, saboteurs and clients that want to make a scene. You *do not* want to meet Burt.
• Grilda, the friendly and full of energy receptionist with a knack for fortune reading.
• Tobias, student of the arcane arts and not really part of the staff. He just kind of lives here I guess?
• Da Boss, the mysterious manager who never leaves its office and is respected by all.

Content & Features

• A 12-room location of the Post Office (with a map!)
• 6 patrons to work for, each with their own motives and generous rewards
• Gorgeous and whimsy illustrations by Evlyn Moreau
• Many, many flavourful tables. From package generation to goblin names to random clients, you got it.
• A bunch of new creatures for you to befriend. All with Troika! compatible stats in case trying to befriend them goes bad.